Twice a year, in four major fashion centers (and a bunch of minor ones), the most celebrated designers of the year get together to tell men what is truly fashionable.

For most guys, choosing the right color to wear is more a matter of luck than science, especially since roughly 70% of men have some measurable degree of color blindness.

With an entirely European semifinal on the horizon, it’s time to dredge up some fun facts about the World Cup that will impress your friends, humiliate your rivals, and annoy random strangers in pubs.